The middle aged woman with the mom haircut continues to stalk me…she was driving a different car today, but I know it’s her.
How It Feels to Win
Haircut
I never want to be a middle aged women with a bad haircut driving in my BMW sipping coffee from an immaculate stainless steel tumbler.
Ixx gXass sex tape
Ixx gXass sex tape
The yogurt thing
“I was going to write about the yogurt thing.” “What would that look like?” “An explosion of fury.”
Japanese RPG
Statement: “I miss you.” Response: “Are you drunk?” Statement: “..” Response: “What was that?” Statement: “I am a Japanese RPG.”
Running shoes
There are a lot of people in this room with strange running shoes.
One hundred apocalypses
Balls of ice falling from the sky / this strange weather / this headache starting at the temples / one hundred apocalypses sitting on my shoulders
The things you leave behind
The things you leave behind: a pair of earrings on the dresser, the thin brown belt that was wrapped around your waist :slivers of yourself that rub off on me.
For sale
For sale: 1 wedding dress, size 6 — will consider trade for all terrain vehicle.