“Are you worried about the bees? Wait, maybe mentioning colony collapse disorder is a bad way to start a date…but it’s just, that, well, I know you love bees, and I’m very worried about them…oh, this isn’t going well, is it?”

“You like quinoa, and you hate Ed Hardy…Ed Hardy is pretty much the ONLY thing I hate…so right there, I mean RIGHT THERE, we have a lot in common, right?”

“I spend a lot of time thinking about neighbourhood crows too — they’re pervasive and chatty early in the morning outside my window, but generally I find they’re open to negotiation. Later in the day thought, boy, they’re just hanging out in the alleyway looking for trouble.”

“Nice cartwheel…” “Sorry, claire1415 no longer has an account.”

“Dogs dressed like people can be hilarious…so…umm…what’s your favorite place that you’ve ever travelled?”

“Congratulations on ruining David Suzuki’s pants! So, is that your favorite type of hot sauce…or…?”

“Your sister seems to think that we should trade shoes or some such thing, although, I’ll warn, I don’t trade shoes easily.”

hey, how’s it going? :) | Hey, pretty good. Except: up way too late on a Sunday night | :{) <--- j/k, I don't really have a moustache | Hahaaha :) I...wish I was better at making emoticons... What's your BFA in?

“The ‘not planning on murdering you and wearing your skin’ caveat, how strict are you on that? Oh, pretty strict…this probably isn’t going to work then.”

I am uncomfortable being yours, I knock around inside us like loose change inside a washing machine.